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Title: Alternative Medicine
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock/John
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 4,650
Disclaimer: This is a transformative work of the BBC’s Sherlock, which itself is a transformative work. Fun, not profit!
Warnings: Explicit sex
Notes: This is the finally written and edited result of a [luminous] plot bunny that showed up while watching Baskerville at Sherlock Seattle and was frantically written down on an old bus schedule in the dark. Deciphering it was fun. This is thus dedicated to all the excellent people of Sherlock Seattle, especially the people who make it happen. It’s a little funny that a large social event inspired me to write a fic the working title of which was “angst and hand jobs.” It does what it says on the tin.
Summary: “We’re self-medicating anxiety and boredom.” “No, we’re not,” John says breathlessly. “That’s not it anymore.”



( The first time it’s an accident.... )

Title: Folding, Unfolding, Refolding
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Molly, Sherlock/John, Mrs. Hudson
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,965
Disclaimer: I don’t own Sherlock or get any money out of this endeavour.
Warnings: Some autopsy detail, discussion of death, grief, spoilers for Reichenbach.
Notes: ASiB made me want to write Molly. Reichenbach made me need to write Molly. Also I shamelessly sent my characters to a city I already know so I wouldn’t have to research it. Beta by miss_sabre.
Summary: Molly feels different, afterwards. She feels like she’s lost something, some part of herself that was capable of having a crush on Sherlock that, though pathetic, was at least honest and simple.


( It is Molly Hooper’s job... )

Title: Invisible London
Fandoms: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: John/Sherlock, OC
Rating: PG
Word count: 2,000
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters or make money off them.
Warnings: None
Notes: Beta by miss_sabre. Inspired by Italo Calvino’s Invisible Cities.
Summary: In a garden sit the aged John Watson and the young Jeremy. John diverts his nephew with stories of the London he encountered through Sherlock Holmes, and Jeremy listens, searching for truth in John’s Trading London, London and eyes, London and the dead, London and the sky....


( Jeremy Knowles does not necessarily believe everything John Watson says... )

Title: An Inconvenient Swan
Fandoms: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock/John
Rating: R
Word count: 800
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters or make money off them.
Warnings: public sex (interrupted)
Notes/Summary: Written for the meme, here, to the prompt: Sherlock and John have sex in a park until AN INCONVENIENT SWAN. Beta by miss_sabre .


( Where did you go? We need your statement.... )

Title: A New Kind of Communication
Fandom/Ships: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 10,400
Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock and this won't pay my bills.
Warnings: None
Summary: Sherlock texts, Sherlock leaves notes, Sherlock phones John, and he never really says anything.
Notes: Written for cathedralcarver  for holmestice . All the beta credit to the best beta that ever beta’d, miss_sabre . Also, this fit in one post originally but for some reason it says it's too large here. Sigh. Part one is here.


( John stumbles down the stairs one morning... )

Title: Bedtime
Fandom/Ships: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John
Word Count: 787
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Only borrowing, more’s the pity. I have no affiliation with the BBC or the producers of Sherlock.
Warnings: None
Summary/Notes: Written for the sherlockbbc_fic  challenge, to the prompt: Domestic relationshippy John and Sherlock going to bed and going to sleep (without having sex first). Original prompt here. Originally posted here.



( The case feels like it ends with a whimper.... )

Title: A Matter of Camping
Fandom/Ships: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John
Word Count: 11,000 words total, 4,200 this part
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Only borrowing, more’s the pity. I have no affiliation with the BBC or the producers of Sherlock.
Warnings: Spoilers through The Great Game, sex in part two.
Summary: One day, Sherlock decides they are going camping.
Notes: I realize the summary sounds like total crack. I think it was originally intended to be total crack. And then it became 11,000 words and totally serious. miss_sabre  is my AWESOME BETA OF AWESOMENESS. Also #bakerstreet is full of helpful and insanity.



( John's still not sure how they wound up going camping.... )
Part 2

Title: Selective Blindness
Fandom/Ships: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John if you squint just right.
Word Count: 1040 words
Rating: PG for a terrible penis joke.
Disclaimer: Really not my characters or universe.
Warnings: Spoilers for the end of A Study in Pink.
Notes: This is the fic that was originally the second half of Reminders, re-edited to stand on its own.
Summary: John notices that Sherlock’s ability to be a little bit normal applies to no one but John.

( After they go home to 221B Baker Street... )