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Title: Alternative Medicine
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock/John
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 4,650
Disclaimer: This is a transformative work of the BBC’s Sherlock, which itself is a transformative work. Fun, not profit!
Warnings: Explicit sex
Notes: This is the finally written and edited result of a [luminous] plot bunny that showed up while watching Baskerville at Sherlock Seattle and was frantically written down on an old bus schedule in the dark. Deciphering it was fun. This is thus dedicated to all the excellent people of Sherlock Seattle, especially the people who make it happen. It’s a little funny that a large social event inspired me to write a fic the working title of which was “angst and hand jobs.” It does what it says on the tin.
Summary: “We’re self-medicating anxiety and boredom.” “No, we’re not,” John says breathlessly. “That’s not it anymore.”



( The first time it’s an accident.... )

Title: Folding, Unfolding, Refolding
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Molly, Sherlock/John, Mrs. Hudson
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,965
Disclaimer: I don’t own Sherlock or get any money out of this endeavour.
Warnings: Some autopsy detail, discussion of death, grief, spoilers for Reichenbach.
Notes: ASiB made me want to write Molly. Reichenbach made me need to write Molly. Also I shamelessly sent my characters to a city I already know so I wouldn’t have to research it. Beta by miss_sabre.
Summary: Molly feels different, afterwards. She feels like she’s lost something, some part of herself that was capable of having a crush on Sherlock that, though pathetic, was at least honest and simple.


( It is Molly Hooper’s job... )

Title:  Multi-Fandom Meme Fic of Doom
Fandom/Ship: HP (vague Sirius/Remus), Doctor Who, Torchwood (vague Jack/Ianto), The West Wing (vague Josh/Donna), various crossover pairings
Word Count: 700-ish. 13 very short fics.
Rating: G through R
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, or The West Wing, and I'm only doing this 'cause it's hilarious.
Warnings: Bizarre crossovers, some out of character choices (mostly on the part of West Wing characters, actually), non-graphic gay sex, very very vague spoilers for Doctor Who End of Time 2, character death.
Summary: So there's this meme:  "1. Write down the names of 10 characters. 2. Write a fic of fifteen words or fewer for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1." I failed utterly at keeping these to 15 words. I was going to try for one sentence, but that failed too, so they're all just short. I also had the lovely Beverly give me three more prompts, so there are ultimately 13 little ficlets. Some of them made perfect sense, in terms of characters, some of them make absolutely no sense, but were fun to write. Donna was lying about never having had a campaign fling. A lot.

( Let the bizarrity begin. )